Posts Tagged With: scary

>Responsibility

>OMG… just applying Ruben for school… How did he get so old so fast !! I’ll tell you what though, looking at our local schools… if he gets any of the 3 prefered options we’ve chosen, he can’t possibly loose! They’ll all lern ‘im proper! just like ‘is Daddy ! It’s all good news for … Continue reading »

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>10 Things I Learnt From My Nose Job

>I’ve been asked a lot about the nosejob. The surgery went well but i’ll have to wait 2 months to see if it was succesful. Here are the things I’ve learnt from the process: 1. It was not done for vanity reasons… People are beautiful the way they are.. I had it done because my … Continue reading »

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>Sinusitis

>Phht…. so anyways… turns out that braking my nose on Tom Denton’s head when I was playing rugby at school some 10 years ago has finally come back to haunt me. The searing pain in my head is a direct result of the littel bastards head displacing my septum so badly that it is blocking … Continue reading »

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>Mancunian Money Maker

>So… my Bro takes the train from his quaint hometown of Macclesfield to the big city of Manchester to see his friend. My brother arrives at the station early evening. An attractive young woman approaches. Woman: Hey *flutters eye lids*… you got the time.Bro: Sure… it about 8 45.Woman: Oh, Great…Bro: …Woman: You er…Bro: … … Continue reading »

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>Comedy Linkages

> The above image is of my 2 Screens being filled with the bookmarks automagically created every time Seanie sends me teh linkage! These are the links for last year…. as you can see there is barely 10% of my visible screen left after displaying all the bookmarks. Seanie… seriously… i’m scared.. look at some … Continue reading »

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>Corporate Dress Code

> So.. That’s me yesterday.. At work.. dressed as a Pirate! I have fulfilled a career long dream of arriving at the office in full Pirate Regalia! And it felt good. Oddly tho.. it wasn’t being the center of attention for the day made it so great. Tbh, that part made me feel a slight … Continue reading »

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>Spider Mugging

> This spider dropped from the ceiling onto the step infront scaring the bejebus of me.. it landed on it’s back and appeared to die slowly on the step…. Then when I went to take a photo of this overside spider, I decided to use a penny to add scale. The spider then stood up … Continue reading »

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