Posts Tagged With: random
>10 Things I Learnt From My Nose Job
>I’ve been asked a lot about the nosejob. The surgery went well but i’ll have to wait 2 months to see if it was succesful. Here are the things I’ve learnt from the process: 1. It was not done for vanity reasons… People are beautiful the way they are.. I had it done because my … Continue reading
>House-ism
>You know you’ve been watching too much House when: at 10.30 am the doorbell rings…. you answer in just your dressing gown to find two retired women, slightly wrinkled with whispy white hair standing in front of you clutching books. “Good morning, this morning we are asking your neighbours if you think there will ever … Continue reading
>Sinusitis
>Phht…. so anyways… turns out that braking my nose on Tom Denton’s head when I was playing rugby at school some 10 years ago has finally come back to haunt me. The searing pain in my head is a direct result of the littel bastards head displacing my septum so badly that it is blocking … Continue reading
>Mancunian Money Maker
>So… my Bro takes the train from his quaint hometown of Macclesfield to the big city of Manchester to see his friend. My brother arrives at the station early evening. An attractive young woman approaches. Woman: Hey *flutters eye lids*… you got the time.Bro: Sure… it about 8 45.Woman: Oh, Great…Bro: …Woman: You er…Bro: … … Continue reading
>2.56
>anyho.. so.. i walk into sainsuby’s after drinking three free prints, and the price of my purschases comes to 2.56.. bisscuitt: That’s a nice round number!cashier: *blank look*cashier: You want a recipt ?bisscuitt: no…. no.. it’s ok….
>Most Random Series of Events.
>Once again, it’s been a while… But the most recent events have been somewhat strange and have clogged my head.. So I’m going to pop this proverbial brain pimple upon the mirror which is my blog. This is probably going to be a three part story. We travelled up to Hull on Friday night (22nd … Continue reading