Posts Tagged With: funny
>Arr! Ahoy me proud beatuies!
> Hearty greetings ye swabs and a merry TLAPD to ye! Wether it be beer, rum, O’er whisky… let ye drink hearily and be merry! ARRRR!!! There shall be a most prestigeous, outrageous drinkin’ party within the port of Tekuiti this evenin’ Ye be welcome at me doors from 20:00. I wish ye god’s speed! … Continue reading
>10 Things I Learnt From My Nose Job
>I’ve been asked a lot about the nosejob. The surgery went well but i’ll have to wait 2 months to see if it was succesful. Here are the things I’ve learnt from the process: 1. It was not done for vanity reasons… People are beautiful the way they are.. I had it done because my … Continue reading
>House-ism
>You know you’ve been watching too much House when: at 10.30 am the doorbell rings…. you answer in just your dressing gown to find two retired women, slightly wrinkled with whispy white hair standing in front of you clutching books. “Good morning, this morning we are asking your neighbours if you think there will ever … Continue reading
>Sinusitis
>Phht…. so anyways… turns out that braking my nose on Tom Denton’s head when I was playing rugby at school some 10 years ago has finally come back to haunt me. The searing pain in my head is a direct result of the littel bastards head displacing my septum so badly that it is blocking … Continue reading
>Mancunian Money Maker
>So… my Bro takes the train from his quaint hometown of Macclesfield to the big city of Manchester to see his friend. My brother arrives at the station early evening. An attractive young woman approaches. Woman: Hey *flutters eye lids*… you got the time.Bro: Sure… it about 8 45.Woman: Oh, Great…Bro: …Woman: You er…Bro: … … Continue reading
>Comedy Linkages
> The above image is of my 2 Screens being filled with the bookmarks automagically created every time Seanie sends me teh linkage! These are the links for last year…. as you can see there is barely 10% of my visible screen left after displaying all the bookmarks. Seanie… seriously… i’m scared.. look at some … Continue reading
>Corporate Dress Code
> So.. That’s me yesterday.. At work.. dressed as a Pirate! I have fulfilled a career long dream of arriving at the office in full Pirate Regalia! And it felt good. Oddly tho.. it wasn’t being the center of attention for the day made it so great. Tbh, that part made me feel a slight … Continue reading
>2.56
>anyho.. so.. i walk into sainsuby’s after drinking three free prints, and the price of my purschases comes to 2.56.. bisscuitt: That’s a nice round number!cashier: *blank look*cashier: You want a recipt ?bisscuitt: no…. no.. it’s ok….